
OK, maybe it should be co-author. Maybe contributing author. Whatever. The point is is that at the bottom of page 95 you’ll find a quote from zmatt, which is my Twitter handle. You know what that means? The editor needed a full 95 pages of other people’s stuff just to prepare you to read my 140 characters or less. And then he gives you a further 81 pages just to come down from that high point.
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Two articles about people being overcharged by several quadrillion dollars, and the dollar amounts are identical. Foul play? Or maybe design flaw?
Remember that “three times is enemy action“.
A New Hampshire man says he swiped his debit card at a gas station to buy a pack of cigarettes and was charged over 23 quadrillion dollars. Josh Muszynski (Moo-SIN’-ski) checked his account online a few hours later and saw the 17-digit number — a stunning $23,148,855,308,184,500…
Kids these days! Hawkins writes, “My lectures about financial responsibility appear to have failed: yesterday [my teenaged daughter] charged $23,148,855,308,184,500.00 at the drug store.” You would think Visa would have caught the error and addressed it, if you were high. What Visa actually did was slap a $20 “negative balance” fee on it, of course.
Also, I bet that kid was buying cigarettes.
Full of all kinds of awsome.
Nice way to do a sign-off.