Happy Birthday, Dad!

Another day older.

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This is why cellphones have cameras, Dad.

I’m a published author now. Buy this book

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OK, maybe it should be co-author. Maybe contributing author. Whatever. The point is is that at the bottom of page 95 you’ll find a quote from zmatt, which is my Twitter handle. You know what that means? The editor needed a full 95 pages of other people’s stuff just to prepare you to read my 140 characters or less. And then he gives you a further 81 pages just to come down from that high point.

Buy “Twitter Wit” on Amazon.com

I need you to click on the link and buy the book for two reasons. 1) I deserve to be fairly compensated for my continuing efforts to make snide remarks about small dogs, and 2) I want to change my resume to read: “Contributing author to bestselling book on social media communications”.

A work in Progress – Alien Creature

Experimenting with sculpt mode in Blender. Still gotta color and rig this little guy for animation.

"Take me to your leader"

"Take me to your leader"

Happy 30,000 miles, car

IMG_038930,000 miles and still running great.

$23,148,855,308,184,500.00, twice

Two articles about people being overcharged by several quadrillion dollars, and the dollar amounts are identical. Foul play? Or maybe design flaw?

Remember that “three times is enemy action“.

Yahoo and AP report:

A New Hampshire man says he swiped his debit card at a gas station to buy a pack of cigarettes and was charged over 23 quadrillion dollars. Josh Muszynski (Moo-SIN’-ski) checked his account online a few hours later and saw the 17-digit number — a stunning $23,148,855,308,184,500…

And from Consumerist:

Kids these days! Hawkins writes, “My lectures about financial responsibility appear to have failed: yesterday [my teenaged daughter] charged $23,148,855,308,184,500.00 at the drug store.” You would think Visa would have caught the error and addressed it, if you were high. What Visa actually did was slap a $20 “negative balance” fee on it, of course.

Also, I bet that kid was buying cigarettes.

Starfield

Redirecting my efforts on this site back towards art.

Experimenting with some photoshop tutorials. This one led me to make this:

Starfield

Starfield

More to come, will try to post something new each day.

Sunsets from the office mean you’re working too hard

But it is a pretty nice picture.

Office Sunset

Office Sunset

del.icio.us Bookmarks for March 27th to June 25th

Sign near Houston Galleria

Dropping off Ducks or Geese Is Prohibited per Statue 42.092

Dropping off Ducks or Geese Is Prohibited per Statue 42.092

Huh?

Slow-motion Surfer

Full of all kinds of awsome.

Nice way to do a sign-off.