I’m a published author now. Buy this book
OK, maybe it should be co-author. Maybe contributing author. Whatever. The point is is that at the bottom of page 95 you’ll find a quote from zmatt, which is my Twitter handle. You know what that means? The editor needed a full 95 pages of other people’s stuff just to prepare you to read my 140 characters or less. And then he gives you a further 81 pages just to come down from that high point.
Buy “Twitter Wit” on Amazon.com
I need you to click on the link and buy the book for two reasons. 1) I deserve to be fairly compensated for my continuing efforts to make snide remarks about small dogs, and 2) I want to change my resume to read: “Contributing author to bestselling book on social media communications”.