Matt Nelsen

Just testing out the Wordpress iPhone app.

Just got this comment on a youtube clip:

how do u do all this in costom seno in costom seno ook but WARE IS THAT I HAVE RCT PLATONM AND I CANT FIND THE STUPED THANG PLZ HELP

Holy Hell. You just have to know that English is this guy’s first language, because you’d have to know it to mangle it this badly. You just can’t mess up that badly at random.

OK, that is pretty freakin’ cool.

Also, now I want to work in a place that has a silver manta ray flying around the atrium. Doesn’t matter what the job is. I could be a bio-weapons test subject for all I care - as long as I could go watch the manta ray during my lunch break.

Episodes of a comic by Warren Ellis and Paul Duffield are available weekly here. Highly recommended.

Once again Twitter is down.

This is really kind of annoying. I think the time has come to come up with a distributed equivalent of this service.

Next step I guess is making a copy of my follow list and finding alternate contact information.

“Explorative”? “Negatories”? “Wodnerufl”? Maybe I should be a copy editor instead.

Also the link code was all screwed up (maybe I should be a web programmer?). Got this from somewhere around here.

Note: I have done absolutely no research on this topic. I just think that it is worth looking into.

The Texas Department of Transportation won’t allow me to mount a rocket launcher on my car so I am interested in finding another way to deal with traffic.

Major roads in Houston are constantly being widened. When the construction is done everyone is surprised that the traffic isn’t moving any faster. Building a wider road does absolutely nothing (for traffic anyways, the contractors sure do get paid well, though). The problem is that you still have to get off of the road at a choke point, the exit, and there’s always some asshole there fucking things up for the rest of us. In Dallas they don’t even wait until the exit to screw things up - I don’t think there was a single afternoon commute down I30 where at least one lane wasn’t taken out by a stalled car.

The problem with traffic isn’t caused as much by crap roads as it is by crap drivers.

I had to take a written and a practical test to get my driver’s license - 20 years ago. Since then all I’ve needed to renew my license is $10 and a face to take a picture of. The original testing wasn’t especially difficult either. I only met one person who ever had to retake the test. I know of nobody that never passed.

I propose implementing a testing system that will take the worst 20% of drivers off of the road. If Pareto Principle holds true, this should eliminate 80% of the traffic problems that we suffer from. Maybe not that much in actuality, but I would think that you could make traffic 50% better.

Testing needs to be tough. What I took qualified me to drive on suburban streets to get to the grocery store and back. I think that it should take dedicated study for a year or more, and testing lasting a full day or more. Besides the usual “rules of the road” questions it needs to cover general auto maintenance and emergency response. Think of how much traffic could be eliminated if some people had been taught that engines need oil changes on a regular basis.

The overall idea of this testing is to make sure that the worst 20% of potential drivers are not allowed to do so. I know that this sounds harsh. In America we like to think of the right to drive. I think that you should be allowed to take the test as often as you want (although there should be a steep fee for the test, to keep people from going in without adequate preparation). But if it comes down to it the people who can’t pass a thorough driving test need to try some car pooling or the bus, in the interest of improving traffic overall.

After the testing you need some kind of transponder system. Some sort of radio beacon needs to be installed in each car, and it needs to be keyed so that only a licensed driver can activate it. A system of sensors is needed, both stationary checkpoints as well as mobile units in police cars. The ultimate goal of this is to quickly identify vehicles being driven by unlicensed drivers. I think we have the necessary technical knowhow to implement something like this in the very near future.

Fines and prison would serve to deal with those who hack transponder systems.

Renewing a license should require follow-on testing. Traffic violations should count against license renewal. Bad enough violations could result in license removal.

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Thieves place an “Everything must go!” ad on craigslist to cover up evidence of their crime.

Last year something similar was done as a prank it seems.

Imagine coming back to your home and finding people taking anything not bolted down. Hate to think of who on the internet I might piss off enough for them to do this to me.

So now I have added my address to Google Alerts. Not the whole thing, just the number and street. Hopefully that will be enough to tip me off to anything like this happening to me. Unfortunately Google Alerts is not time-dependent, so I might take a look for other ways to troll the web for mentions of my address.

Also added in a search for my license plate. I’m tempted to post the plates of assholes driving around here, someone might want to do the same to me.

Yay! Matt Nelsen - the guy who changes his Wordpress theme more often than he actually posts!

OK, I promise to get around to actual content some time.