This is why cellphones have cameras, Dad.

OK, maybe it should be co-author. Maybe contributing author. Whatever. The point is is that at the bottom of page 95 you’ll find a quote from zmatt, which is my Twitter handle. You know what that means? The editor needed a full 95 pages of other people’s stuff just to prepare you to read my 140 characters or less. And then he gives you a further 81 pages just to come down from that high point.

Buy “Twitter Wit” on Amazon.com

I need you to click on the link and buy the book for two reasons. 1) I deserve to be fairly compensated for my continuing efforts to make snide remarks about small dogs, and 2) I want to change my resume to read: “Contributing author to bestselling book on social media communications”.

Remember that “three times is enemy action“.

Yahoo and AP report:

A New Hampshire man says he swiped his debit card at a gas station to buy a pack of cigarettes and was charged over 23 quadrillion dollars. Josh Muszynski (Moo-SIN’-ski) checked his account online a few hours later and saw the 17-digit number — a stunning $23,148,855,308,184,500…

And from Consumerist:

Kids these days! Hawkins writes, “My lectures about financial responsibility appear to have failed: yesterday [my teenaged daughter] charged $23,148,855,308,184,500.00 at the drug store.” You would think Visa would have caught the error and addressed it, if you were high. What Visa actually did was slap a $20 “negative balance” fee on it, of course.

Also, I bet that kid was buying cigarettes.

Experimenting with some photoshop tutorials. This one led me to make this:

Starfield

More to come, will try to post something new each day.

Dropping off Ducks or Geese Is Prohibited per Statue 42.092

Huh?

Nice way to do a sign-off.