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U.S. Officials Say Broken Satellite Will Be Shot Down
Oh this is just gonna work out great.
PROBLEM: Broken satellite will crash to Earth in the near future.
SOLUTION: Let’s shoot it down, causing it to crash to Earth in the near future.
“But, but, but… Now we can choose when and where it will crash!”
Yeah, good luck with that. I’ve got $5 that says it ain’t gonna work out quite as well as you are planning.